• • 幽默笑话:葬礼

    幽默笑话:葬礼 A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. 有一场刚过世的女子的葬礼正在举行。 At the end of the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, shaking...

  • • 幽默笑话:守护天使

    幽默笑话:守护天使 A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: 有一名男子正走在街上的时候听到一个声音： Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you. 停！站住不...

  • • 幽默笑话:上帝造人

    幽默笑话:上帝造人 A man was wandering around in a field , thinking about how good his wife had been to him and how fortunate he was to have her, 有名男子在田野里徘徊,心里想着他的老婆对他有多么好，他多么幸运拥有她...

  • • 幽默笑话:你是哪一个?

    幽默笑话:你是哪一个? My two sisters and I were all away at different colleges at the same time. One day，after facing too many crisis and tired of being treated just another undergraduate，I phoned home for some consolation and understandi...

  • • 幽默笑话:说漏嘴了

    幽默笑话:说漏嘴了 The teacher is handing back the homework. 老师正在把作业发还给学生。 Johnny, she says.Your homework is very poor. I really dont see how one person can make so many mistakes. 约翰尼，她说，你的作业做得...

  • • 幽默笑话:游泳者

    幽默笑话:游泳者 The teacher told the class the story of a man who swam a river three times before breakfast. Johnny laughed. 老师给同学们讲了一个小故事，说一个人早饭前要在河里游泳，横渡三趟。约翰尼笑了。...

  • • 英语幽默小笑话: 金鱼

    Stan: I won 92 goldfish. 斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼。 Fred: Where are you going to keep them? 弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们？ Stan: In the bathroom. 斯丹：浴室。 Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath? 弗雷德：但...